The royal family's tale is soaked in blood, though this is to be expected if their ancestors preferred decapitations before pre-nups and they find themselves involved in so many soap opera henchmen that Cersei Lannister is like, "This Lay down drama, Gurl. "
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What is not mentioned, however, is the private cemetery the Queen owns especially for her most loyal subjects: her dogs. Located in a secluded corner of her property in Sandringham, Norfolk, it contains the remains of nearly thirty dogs that raise the question, which is stranger: that she had so many dogs during her lifetime that she needs a literal graveyard to to keep them all or that she has so much free land that she can fill it with dead animals and nobody notices.
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The queen likes to saunter into the city's cemetery, wistfully staring at the graves. It clearly does not help their own sense of mortality; She has recently stopped breeding Corgis, as she does not want to leave any dogs after having her own badge, so to speak, meaning that after the last death of her last corgi, she has only two "dorgis" left – a cross from a fraternization between one of her corgis and a dachshund of Princess Anne, which proves at least that the royal tradition of inbreeding still lives on.
This is a downer end, of course, but it's nice to hear that she's not planning to have her pets buried in the gigantic pyramid that's being built on Trafalgar Square today, not least because this honor prince Charles is valid.
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