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Every franchise has characters that seem like a waste of time – they are superfluous to other characters, rather annoying than useful, or seem to serve as a livelihood wallpaper, while the characters they really need do their business. Nobody can waste so much time with dung. That's why we asked our readers to show us creative ways to eliminate these characters.
Our preferred elimination is below, but first the runner-up: