There was a time when the Taco Bell menu was so varied and extensive that you would have thought it was written by CS Lewis. Sure, Narnia could have featured a “Gryphon” with a lion’s body and an eagle’s head, but Taco Bell had a chalupa with a bowl of French toast. Honestly, we think the French toast Chalupa could be stranger. That’s not to see that those elf-real fusions of tacos and madness weren’t delicious. They were delicious and so much more, and personally I will forever be grateful to which taco scientist or weirdo in the boardroom made the Mexican pizza. (And don’t get me started with the Mexican pizza crunchwrap.)
Unfortunately, the Mexican pizza and many other Taco Bell menu items are no longer available as Taco Bell removed them to streamline the menu.