In Hollywood movies on a big budget, you can almost always see intelligent super villains who came up with a brilliant master plan. As an audience, we are all overwhelmed by these evil geniuses, and some people may even think that the bad guys in real life are just as smart. In reality, most of the bad guys in your garden are too stupid to function in a normal society, so they've turned to a life of crime. Sometimes her nonsense is enough to get her caught right away.
10th Burglar can not escape a room
In the US, Escape Rooms have become a popular pastime on weekends. Friends are locked in a room for an hour, and they need to solve clues given with a fictional act to find their way out. Already in 201
To give you an idea of what kind of escape rooms they offered in this location, there is one called "The Kill Room" which looks like a nightmarish scene from Saw . The room was complete with a false prison cell, blood and skeletons. The burglar was afraid of finding something really scary and could not find his way out. He called 9-1-1 four times and asked for help. When the police arrived, they discovered he had punched a hole in the wall and broken the door handle to get out. The man was taken into custody.
. 9 Nebraska Woman is a new level of cat lady
Tigers are undeniably majestic creatures, and if you saw Disney's Aladdin as a child, you may have grown up and wished you could have one. Of course, most adults realize it's incredibly stupid and dangerous to own such a wild animal unless you're Mike Tyson.  The 33-year-old Jacqueline Eide has a long history of crime from shoplifting to drunken driving. In November 2015, she decided to realize her dreams of tiger caressing. Eide was already drunk at 7am, and she really wanted to pet a tiger. So she broke into the Henry Dooley Zoo in Omaha by jumping over a fence and sneaking past security guards to reach the Tiger's Cave. She reached through the fence to pet the tiger, but unfortunately the cat had no breakfast yet. It mistook her hand for food and nibbled at her fingers. The safety had to rush to their aid, and Eide lost a few fingers.
. 8 Woman trying to fool around with her hitman
If you would pay for having someone killed, at least you would try to keep it a secret, right? Apparently, some people really can not shut up. In 2019, a woman in Spain was angry with her estranged friend. He got her to lend him 60,000 euros. (That's 66,215 US dollars.) He took the money and haunted her immediately. She was understandably angry. But instead of going to the police to report the theft, she decided to remove him completely from the picture.
A friend of the family claimed to have mob connections and offered to help her kill the ex-boyfriend for 7,000 euros. Then he claimed that he could have his organs removed and return the 60,000 euros to them once this was done. Apparently this woman was incredibly gullible because this second man also took her money without ever fulfilling his promise. The woman had enough and finally decided to call the police. She explained that her killer did not finish his job and she wanted them to catch him to get her money back. Big surprise – the police appeared and arrested instead them.
. 7 The Arsonist Invades Unintentionally
If you have the misfortune to live near a convicted house, you already know how annoying that can be. It becomes a magnet for drug and criminal activities and lowers the real estate value of the entire neighborhood. A woman from Oklahoma was fed up with the convicted house next door. She set fire to an object and threw it into the window of the neighboring house.
Firefighters found the broken window and the object that caused the fire, suspecting that it might have been arson. They noticed that there were security cameras around the house of this woman, aimed at their neighbors. So they asked if they could see the footage. The video camera was password protected, and she should have had enough time to check it. Instead of taking the time to wipe the footage, she willingly handed over the video, showing how she burns down her neighbor's house. Not surprisingly, she was arrested shortly thereafter.
. 6 Woman tries to play a joke on the CIA
Fans of The Simpsons are already aware of Bart's running joke when he asks at the bar for names like Seymour Butz . Children everywhere are choosing to copy this idea, but most people tend to leave those childish pranks behind as they grow up. A 58-year-old woman decided that she would go far beyond petting a bar with a phone call.
Rather than thinking of anything clever, she went all the way to the CIA Visitor Control Center in North Carolina and asked for "Agent Penis". After receiving no response from the receptionists, she returned not one but four times between May 1 and May 3, 2019. Every day she got off the bus and asked for agent penis. However, it is difficult to say if this was a joke, because she was very serious and asked to talk to him about a very serious matter. When she refused to leave, they had to arrest her for a class B offense.
. 5 The criminal is knocked down by a finger
In almost every movie showing a scene with a crime, a witness screams "Stop!" While the bad guys run away as if they were actually listening. Apparently that actually works, but only if the criminal is stupid enough to fall for it.
In October 2019, a man named drove Mark Dino Russo at night in St. Louis when he witnessed a black sedan driving with the lights off. The car bumped against a curb and rolled as it struck two pedestrians on the sidewalk. Instead of helping the people he had met, the driver crawled out of his destroyed vehicle and ran away from the scene. Before the driver could escape, Mark Russo got out of his car, raised his hand and pointed with his finger as if it were a weapon. He shouted, "Stop, or I'll shoot!" Believe it or not, the driver actually believed him. Obviously his finger was not loaded, but this worked just long enough for the police to arrive and arrest the driver.
. 4 Oklahoma Cooling Down
In March 2017, an 18-year-old named Isaiah Pittman was arrested in a residential area of Oklahoma City and arrested for burglary. Pittman managed to escape the policeman before handcuffing him in the back of the police car. After the police chased him through the city, she finally found him in an unexpected place.
Pittman had broken a window to another house, crawled in and hid in a refrigerator . He managed to dodge the police for a surprisingly long time with his technique, but apparently nobody told him that the hiding places you see in Scooby Doo should not be copied in real life. The police noticed the broken window and knocked on the front door. The owners had no idea that a man was hiding in their fridge. Pittman was arrested and did not escape this time.
. 3 Colorado Man needed a plan B
Depending on how much you are a real crime junkie, you may already know that criminals often return to the scene to relive their experience. But usually they wait a little longer than a few hours from the original crime. A 37-year-old man named Levi John Roberts robbed a milk queen twice in one day in Pueblo, Colorado.
The first robbery was April 29, 2019 at 9 pm. He held up the cash register at gunpoint and demanded all the money at the cash register. After getting the money, he tried to rob the customer who was trying to buy ice cream while driving through. But they drove away before he could successfully rob them. So Roberts had to run away on foot. Only an hour and forty minutes later, Roberts returned to the same Dairy Queen and repeated exactly the same process. He failed to steal another escape car. The police were called and a nearby prairie searched. Without a car, Roberts was forced to hide in the field with his pile of stolen cash. Finally, the police found him and took him into custody.
. 2 Oklahoma Man caught with his crime material
If you plan to commit a crime, you can create a checklist of items to complete the task. Some villains, however, do not believe their plans are fully worked out, and their list of sinister objects makes no sense at all. In July 2019, the police in Guthrie, Oklahoma, overtook a vehicle with expired tags. The driver was a man named Stephen Jennings . He was driving a vehicle he had stolen, and beside him was an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey.
In the backseat police found a poisonous rattlesnake, a weapon and uranium powder. Jennings had previously been convicted of a crime, so he was not allowed to carry a gun. Apparently it was fine to own uranium and rattlesnake because there is no law against it. The police could not figure out why Jennings had this weird combination of items in his car, and we can not. Did he have a masterplan to release a radioactive, poisonous snake to the world? We may never know.
. 1 The Body of a Man Reveals Him
The police in Clay County, Missouri, persecuted a man who possessed drugs. He hid in the woods and the police had trouble finding him. That was until he let out such a loud fart that he betrayed his location. The police soon after hearing his flatulence, found him and took him into custody.
As you can imagine, the Clay County police had a field day making fun of the man on social media. They wrote, "If you have an offense order because of your arrest, the police are looking for you, and you're gasping for it to give up your hiding place, you definitely have a [poop emoji] day." The true moral of The Story here is that if you want to commit a crime, you will not eat anything that sucks you. Or, you know? Just do not take drugs, kids.
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