You see, a popular teenager who did not know an old band made many old people feel old, so they got angry. It's stupid, but it's a consequence of being confronted with your inevitable irrelevance. But hey, at least their vans do not have a detailed mural on the side to which Billie would stare easily confused, and wonder why guitarist Eddie Van Halen plays flaming Ross on a tip of his famous red-striped Fender Stratocaster. She just will not understand that the horse symbolizes the anger and equine grace with which Eddie tears. For her, he would be just a guy with old hair that rides a burning livestock.
Yes, I have far more skin in the game than anyone who complains, as the formidable "Diamond" David Lee proves with the spray gun. Roth steps in the devil with one of those powerful jumps from the "Jump" video eggs. And yet I think that's totally cool.