Or are you a fan of shoes with a long line of incest and offense? Promise to repay your mother's debts with these royal red and gold Lannister kicks.
Then there's the Adidas White Walkers, and it's so obvious that these sneakers (who are usually barefooted) are undead monsters who want to conquer the world in eternal winter, that we will not even bother to approach them to explain.
However, if you save the best for last, we have the Adidas House Stark sneakers with their many subtle shades of Direwolf color that express the tragic, but edelon, that's just gray. They are just fucking gray sneakers.
Even though some of them look pretty, to say they have something to do with Game Of Thrones is just ridiculous. But maybe that's the point. As Luke Plunkett comments on Kotaku: "It's an adult show and these are adult shoes." It's not fanboy shoes but fanMEN, the emerging and lucrative demographic evolution of middle-aged geeks who fear they are getting too old to wear anything with pikachu ears.
Take this clue to shame, companies are now making no effort with fantasy sneakers or Star Wars Special Edition smartphones. They have realized that they no longer really have to try to double their use of fanbase. Just picking a vague relevant color and hiding a tiny logo in a place that's hard to spot on Tinder-Dates is exactly what many of them want now. That way, no Gen-Z kid can make fun of her because she's 40 and wears Faux Direwolf fur, but they still know they're true because they have the logo on the insole.
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